What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.

Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.

Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.

What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.

Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.


What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.